"Cheepnis." Let me tell you something, do you like monster movies? Anybody? I LOVE monster movies, I simply adore monster movies, and the cheaper they are, the better they are. And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do with the budget of the film, although it helps, but true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider . . . I'll tell you, a good one that I saw one time, I think the name of the film was "IT CONQUERED THE WORLD," and the . . . Did you ever see that one? The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream cone with teeth around the bottom. It looks like a (phew!), like a teepee or . . . sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair, and, uh, it's got fangs on the base of it, I don't know why but it's a very threatening sight, and then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, and there's this one scene where the, uh, monster is coming out of a cave, see? There's always a scene where they come out of a cave, at least once, and the rest of the cast . . . it musta been made around the 1950's, the lapels are about like that wide, the ties are about that wide and about this short, and they always have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the monster with, and there is always a girl who falls down and twists her ankle . . . heh-hey! Of course there is! You know how they are, the weaker sex and everything, twisting their ankle on behalf of the little ice-cream cone. Well in this particular scene, in this scene, folks, they, uh, they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted to keep it, but they . . . when the monster came out of the cave, just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, and then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "NO! GET IT BACK!" And they drag it back just a little bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis. Awright. And this is "Cheepnis" here. One two three four . . .
I ate a hot dog It tasted real good Then I watched a movie From Hollywood
I ate a hot dog It tasted real good (Yum-yum yummy-yummy-yum Yum-yum yummy-yummy-yum) Then I watched a movie From Hollywood (Dum-dum dummy-dummy-dum Dum-dum dummy-dummy-dum)
" Varning! Bara de som är makalöst modiga klarar av att läsa dessa monstruösa memoarer!
Mitt namn är Minerva McModig. Jag är 11 år och är monsterjägare. Min familj har jagat monster i hundratals generationer. Men nu har monstren tagit revansch! Den fruktade zarmaglorgen, kungen av all ondska, har kidnappat min pappa. Därför måste min odugliga lillebror Max och jag ta oss till den farofyllda avgrunden i Brakenstanks slott för att rädda honom. Vårt hemliga vapen är fröken Monstranomicom - en levande bok som innehåller alla hemligheter om varenda blodtörstig best som är känd för både monster och människa ..."
Ahmet Zappa, dyslektiker och författare har skrivit en cool bok!
Sep 25, 2007: London, UK - Shepherds Bush Empire Sep 26, 2007: Tilburg, Netherlands - 013 Sep 27, 2007: Amsterdam, Netherlands - Melkweg Sep 29, 2007: Fribourg, Germany - Le Fri-Son Sep 30, 2007: Munich, Germany - Circus Krone Oct 01, 2007: Frankfurt, Germany - Jahrhunderthalle Oct 03, 2007: Stuttgart, Germany - KKL Beethovensaal Oct 04, 2007: Erfurt, Germany - Messehalle Oct 05, 2007: Paris, France - Grand Rex Oct 06, 2007: Antwerp, Belgium - Elisabeth Hall Oct 08, 2007: Arhus, Denmark - The Music HouseOct 09, 2007: Stavanger, Norway - Venue To Be Announced Oct 10, 2007: Bergen, Norway - Peer Gynt Oct 12, 2007: Oslo, Norway - Sentrum Scene Oct 13, 2007: Lund, Sweden - Olympen Oct 14, 2007: Stockholm, Sweden - Cirkus
Well, då har man varit i Køpenhavn och kollat in Dweezil och grabbarna! Min lilla gula gummikyckling var med, och han ville stanna kvar! Om nån har hittat den hoppas jag den blir väl omhändertagen! :)
Den mystiske mannen är en svensk översättning av Cosmik Debris som Peter Carlsson och de blå grodorna har gjort! Den är fet! Carlsson på scen heter skivan.
Jag är rätt så .. ordlös om konserten. Bra var den. Men här beskrivs den med bra ord!